New Town Hero
(by ForeignerGuy - alter ego of RetiredGuy)
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Posting still the same, with his phone held low
Couldn't get a bravo, it was all a no-show
Saw the talk in the forum, could have caused a scene
Put his posts in the thread, then like a distant dream
Got a new ranking, just blew him away
He got caught by surprise, and he knew what to say
Brought a new way of thinking to parody more
Didn't know how to post it, but he knew for sure
A brand new rank, fit right in his plans
Didn't take long, to understand
One new ranking, its more than show
No time to look back, only one way to go
So he kept on postin’
He’s never gonna stop
Gotta keep on postin’
Someday he's gonna make it to the top
He’s now a new town hero, got caught by surprise
He's a new town hero
Got a new ranking, new town hero, caught by surprise
New town hero, he'll parody alright
In a thread without a name, with many posts galore
Thought he would post his own feelings, and then sometimes more
Flipping through the pages, they all remain the same
And that new ranking made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep postin’
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on postin’
RetiredGuy tries not to flop
And be a new town hero, got caught by surprise
He's a new town hero, got caught by surprise
Yeah, new town hero, got caught by surprise
With that new ranking he'll come alive
Come alive alright
