Hello,
I know that @Luddite shares the same opinion as I as to the possibility that Twitter may increase the current 140-character limit of a Tweet to 10,000.
We so much look forward to read the equivalent of a 10-page term paper on weighty matters such as, "Do red stockings have a spiritual significance?", "My dog has fleas.", and the ever-important "How I felt drinking from a keg of beer until I passed out."
Martin: The Twitterverse is going to the dogs!
Luddite: When I was younger, we used to say that it was going to the dinosaurs.
Martin: You had dinosaurs?
Luddite: Yep, I'm no spring chicken! I used to out-run them while munching on a Coffee Crisp.
Martin: Please don't use the word, "munch".
Luddite: Why not?
Martin: Because.
Luddite: Because why?
Martin: Because the aliens don't like it.
Luddite: Aliens?
Martin: Yep, aliens like @Jeremy_M.
Luddite: I thought that he was a bot.
Martin: He is, but an alien, too.
Luddite: You're weird!
Martin: I'm weird? You're weird!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR PART 2.
