03-04-2016 03:31 PM
03-07-2016 02:59 PM
No problem, @Martin. Thanks for the update.
03-07-2016 02:11 PM
03-07-2016 01:46 PM
@Martin I'm on the edge of my seat here....
03-06-2016 11:30 PM
I sense an alien abduction story coming! Quick everyone, bring out the popcorn!
03-06-2016 09:10 PM - edited 03-06-2016 09:11 PM
Hi @srlawren,
I'm going to answer your question, but I first need to private message @Luddite to learn how much I can divulge about him vis-a-vis Bob and Sue and their Mother Ship. Considering that it's after 9:00 pm EST, @Luddite is surely sleeping, unless he took a swig or two of concentrated Geritol. If he did the latter, there's a strong possibility that his thinking is now clouded. As a result, I'll answer sometime tomorrow.
Hang in there!™
03-06-2016 08:43 PM
03-06-2016 08:39 PM
03-06-2016 07:20 PM
Hi Martin,
Thanks for your exceedingly kind and generous offer. However, I regret to inform you that I am currently suffering from a high degree of broke-ness, owing to (pun intended) my problem referenced in the last post. Would you mind asking Bob and Sue for help? Maybe they'll be able to grease the palms of the WSA volunteers with something other than $500 (maybe an inverted colander made from Peruvian copper)?
03-06-2016 07:16 PM
03-06-2016 07:07 PM
"Hi everyone. I'm 778, and I'm an Overpaying-For-Phone-Service addict."
03-06-2016 02:41 PM - edited 03-06-2016 02:43 PM
Hi @Luddite,
Welcome back, and congrats on being featured!
Through you're quite long in the tooth, so to speak, you might be able to use your being featured in a resume, should you decide to go job-hunting. If I were you, I would omit your experiences outrunning dinosaurs, while snacking on a Coffee Crisp. The reason is that HR folks want to know what you've done in the past 5 years, not eons ago.
With regard to your grandkids abducting you, I'm sorry to hear that. @DK, that traitor, has been known to create shape-shifters. As long as the children, whether your grandchildren or @DK's shape-shifters, treated you with the respect due to your considerable age, that's all that matters.
Coincidentally, while you were with who knows whose children, I was visiting the planet Gorgon with Bob and Sue. To say that the planet was interesting is an understatement. Its atmosphere consists entirely of sulphuric acid, and the planet surface is completely lava-covered.
Last but not least, Bob and Sue have all but openly stated that Donald Trump was in the first group to wear inverted colanders to communicate with the Mother Ship. Unfortunately, there was a serious manufacturing flaw, which predisposed wearers to outlandish beliefs and statements. All but one of those colanders were eventually collected by Bob and Sue. The only user who refused to hand over his colander was Donald Trump; his justification was that he enjoyed its effects!
That's it for now.
P.S. Don't forget Wednesday's meeting aboard the Mother Ship.
Cheers.
03-06-2016 01:26 PM - edited 03-06-2016 03:26 PM
Hi @DK, (TRAITOR!)
Please excuse the extended delay in replying to your post. It was only a few hours ago that I returned from the planet Gorgon while travelling with Bob and Sue.
Thank you for believing that @Luddite is in good company by being a Mayor, as I am.
I want you to know that I developed an upset stomach while composing this post, knowing that you're a customer of that carrier whose name starts with R and ends with S. Have you thought of joining WSA, Wireless Subscribers Anonymous, which is a 12-step program designed to help participants stop self-destructive behaviour, such as being non-PM customers? If you want further information, feel free to ask @Luddite who graduated from the program.*
* I have his permission to reveal that.
FYI.
03-06-2016 04:55 AM
03-05-2016 03:12 PM - edited 03-05-2016 03:12 PM
03-05-2016 03:07 PM - edited 03-05-2016 03:23 PM
Many thanks for all the good wishes.
I was a bit late picking them as I was abducted by my grandchildren; at least that's who they claimed to be. Since I was without my colander I could not check with the mother ship, nor with @Martin, so am just riding out the experience for the weekend.
Hang in there*, all.
* By permission of the authour.
03-04-2016 09:54 PM
Congrats @Luddite!!!
03-04-2016 05:26 PM
Sounds to me like a Deputy Mayor slot just opened up! *hint hint*
03-04-2016 04:20 PM
congrats!
03-04-2016 03:48 PM
Hey @Luddite 🙂
Congratulations and enjoy your new Mayor's status!!
Cheers 😄
Shazia.
03-04-2016 03:42 PM
03-04-2016 03:41 PM
Congrats 🙂
He sure deserves it.
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