ME: Pick nose
Simon: Do I look like Siri to you?
ME: play a game with me
Simon: I may be a bot, but even I know this is awkward. (then a gif)
ME: learn faster!
Simon: Better plans. No long-term commitments. Keep your current phone. Cool bots (that’s me!). Need I say more?
ME: pay my gas
Simon:Choose a payment option most convenient for you.
(if only it would pay my gas)
ME: hows the wife
Simon: I’ve never been one for existentialism. But I AM one for existenialiSIM. See what I did there?! SIM, because a SIM card is all you need to join the Public Mobile community. Clever, right?
ME:
WTF
are you a human
I broke it
I am a bored customer
(do the last one at your own risk)...
