Pooptastrophe Definition when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!
I read the following story on Facebook a few years ago. I was not able to stop laughing after reading this story because the way he wrote it.
Public Service Announcement
If you have a dog in your house and a scheduled Roomba, be careful. They do not mix in a house. Start your Roomba manually when your dog is outside your house.
https://www.facebook.com/jesse.newton.37/posts/776177951574
Don't put your Roomba in a tub of water to clean it...