A stick in the mud rather than stuck in the snow,
Because your trucks performance is rather low,
Thats sad that your vehicle needs a crutch,
When it encounters snow it doesnt amount to much,
So as long as the sky opens up to pour rain,
My laughter I will be able to contain.
Given the amount of rainfall it takes to create muck,
You might want to trade in that old truck,
Towards a four wheel drive all terrain.
Carbon footprint reducing man made machine.
That may cost you a pretty buck,
But heck it sure runs better than your old truck!